Living in My Mad Mad World

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I don't... have a secret identity anymore... I lost... I let Terra down...

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I can't... I can't be Harlequin anymore...

This... this is WaruMonzaemon...

Duela's... Duela's really hurt... I'm taking her to the Royal Base...!

Okay, this is freaking weird.

Can ANYONE reach Starfire, Cyborg or Batman?!

Heck, give me a head count. Titans, if you're picking up on this, let me know you're still here!

Congratulations, Superduper-boy! You've been approved for membership to the Titans!

Here's your communicator, flight ring, and Titans D-Comm! Come by the tower for your initiation!

[attached: communicator, flight ring, and Titans D-Comm]

[attached: video of Superboy's audition for the Titans]

Hey guys. So I auditioned this potential new recruit. His name's Superboy, and I ran the ole' "annoy the crud out of him to see if he can keep his head cool" test. And he passed!

But I didn't want to bring him in without you guys' final approval. Verdict?

Okay, Titans, um...

That DATS guy with the girly hair, um, Vent... if any of you can, try to help him... and if you see anyone in trouble, because of that monster, or all of the chaos in the streets... help them. Violet is on her way to Neon City hospital, and Starfire is scouting from the air...

I'm gonna try to find Silverwing... and if you have to fight that thing out there... give it heck, guys!

I just spent an hour talking to Batman on a rooftop.

I just now figured out he was data frozen.

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And he fell over on me.

Please help, he is very big.

You know...

... Have you ever wondered what it'd be like to go home? And... well, what do you think would be the first thing you'd tell your friends and family when you saw them?

I'd tell my dad that... I fought for what was right, and that I did it without a resorting to his idea of justice...

... And if I ever saw my world's Terra again...

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I'd totally tell her that I have boobs now!

... Don't tell Kat I said this, but...

... And I realize this is kind of hypocritical coming from me, but...

That Yuma girl she lives with is creepy.

Ugh... Calling all Titans... I need everyone back to the base. Starfire and I just got drawn into a fight with Slade, his partner, and Starfire's sister...

Man, I used to WORK with a Blackfire...

Are you all out there and accounted for? Please don't tell me all of you guys got attacked too, this night has been one big stupid bad guy cliche after another...

Ivan, if you got beat up, YOU'RE ON THE COUCH FOREVER.

Um. Hi everyone...

First of all, I'd like to announce that Robin will officially be joining the Titans.

Secondly, um...

... We're allying with Otto Octavius, otherwise known as Dr. Octopus. He knows more about Prometheus Black, the guy who kidnapped Terra, than we do, and well... this way we can make sure he doesn't try to sell us out. Because Robin and I got caught up in a fight between Octopus and some digimon "working for him", we're Black's targets too, and well...

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I'm sorry we're putting this burden on everyone.

There's going to have to be strict surveillance on Octavius. He is not allowed into certain areas of the headquarters, and if you all agree, we'll take turns supervising him both in and out of HQ. Don't give him the chance to do anything that might compromise us.

Listen, everyone... I've been talking with Silverwing about this, and...

Harlequin, put down the candy.

Um. Right, Phascomon. Anyway...

Spider-man. We're taking you off of active duty as a Titan. This is sort of a suspension as a member of the team. You've been... well, you've been all but picking fights will all sorts of people, and to be frank, eventually you're going to push one of them into coming after you. Or us.

I can get behind the whole "cocky fighter" routine, but... Honestly, there's a limit.

I can't stop you either, but... Try not to do any heroing, either. They're still going to recognize you as a Titan, and there's more than enough of us and Tamers to pick up the slack.

I know this is harsh, but you've been kind of a loose cannon. We can't let that go on.

Okay, so the poll's run long enough.

The new ship's name is the T-Ship.

Second... there's another new prospective member. His name is Beast Boy, and he used to be a Titan back in his world.

I have some concerns... but they're not all fair. Thoughts everyone?

Okay, Titans. We need to pick a name for the new air-ship! The choices are below!

Poll #1259293 Vote for the name of the Titans Air-craft
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 5

What should the new craft be called?

The first one is my name, and the second one is Cyborg's... and Starfire suggested the third one to lesson chances of getting a deadlock.

I... will abstain from voting.

((OOC: NON Titans character journal votes will not be counted. Only vote with a character who is a member of the DW!Titans.))

Hey everyone. This is Harlequin.

First up, we got a potential benefactor who wants to work with us. He says he's willing to back us up, and get his bodyguard to help us if we ever need 'em in a pinch. What do you guys think?

Second... we have a new member. Starfire's one of the ACTUAL Titans back on her world, so... I figured it was only fair to let her join.

Try her food! It's in the common room!

Hey Mr. Stark.

I've been thinking about this offer you made us, and I'd like to take you up on it. However, I want to make some things clear.

I don't believe for a minute that Iron Man is your body guard. I've seen that kind of paper thin excuse a hundred times, and this world makes it even MORE unlikely to have you both be here at the same time.

So... yeah. I'll keep quiet about it. But I figure since I figured it out, you should know my secret identity too.

I'm Duela Dent.

Anyway, you convinced me... but I still need to run the idea by the whole team.

Hey, Webhead. Happy birthday.

[Attached: "Comedic Theory", by J.M. Laughinstock]

THERE ARE TWO ROBINS HERE!

THIS IS A SIGN! THE END TIMES ARE UPON US! Just like the Nexus, we will be overcome by a deluge of birdboy sidekicks!

TAKE HEED, WE ARE ON THE BRINK OF DISASTER! CRITICAL MASS IS IMMINENT! DO NOT BE LOST IN THE ROBIN SEA!

Everyone, is it just me or has... Violet been acting weird the last couple of days?

I didn't want to tell everyone my suspicions, but... I've seen this sort of plot all the time! It's as plain as day! She's...

... Working for the enemy as a spy! Moodyness, acting reserved, everything! She must be feeling guilty about what she's being forced to do!

We have to set Vi on the right path before it's too late! DDD:

... I was up all night and I couldn't find anything. Violet was the only one who managed to track down any kind of lead.

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Some superhero investigator I am.